I am going to make another “go” at blogging! I know I promised recipes and I will deliver!! I just wanted to post some pics with them so do not fear! I will post some soon! But in the mean time……
How to get your child to exit the car in a timely manner on school mornings in four easy steps…..
Tired of your kids dragging their feet while you are dropping them off at school? Want that process to go faster? Well look no farther, I have the solution!!
Step One: If possible, wear pajamas (make sure they are the holey ones you have had since said child was born)and hair curlers and, for the love of Pete, do NOT wear make up or bra.
Step Two: Roll down windows and open sunroof.
Step Three: Wait until child gets out of car and yell, “BYE PUMPIE-KIN! MOMMY (or Daddy) LOVES YOOOOUUUUU!!”
Step Four: Honk horn and blow kisses.
Repeat everyday until desired results. Within a few days, child should be jumping before the car stops, tucking his/her knees to chest, and rolling when he/she hits the ground then running as soon as he/she stops rolling.
Feel free to substitute any of the following words for the word “pumpie-kin”: Baby Boo, Schnoookums, Sweetie Pie, Honey Bunny, My Little Flower, My Little Angel, Buggie Wuggie, Lemon Drop, Baby Doll, or any other pet name you have for your child.
When child complains about emotional scarring, remind said child that this is building character to make him/her a better person.
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